I am a 22 year old Graduate of UMass Amherst. I have an amazing girlfriend and I am obsessed with music, video games, horror movies, animated tv shows, and Boston Bruins Hockey

butlerbookbinding:

wordsofdiana:

tastefullyoffensive:

How babies are born in Canada. [via]

Hey! That’s not how they’re born, that’s just how we find them, in our maple syrup buckets. No one knows how the fuck they’re born.

Sigh, I wanted wait until you were older to have The Talk, but I guess now is as good a time as any. OK, how do I put this.

You see, kiddo, when a maple tree and a moose love each other very much, the moose brings the maple tree a double-double from Tim Hortons, as well as a 24 pack of Timbits - nothing maple flavoured, because that would be cannibalism, see. Then, the moose and the maple tree exchange hockey pucks and Celine Dion CDs. When they do that, the moose puts a baby seed in the maple tree’s sap bucket. Nine months later, a new Canadian is born!

And that’s where babies come from.

Canadian babies, at least. American babies are born when an eagle lands on a cherry tree and brings it FREEDOM.

ABOUT FUCKIN TIMEAka all the B’s fans that bought smith and Krug shirts breathe a collective sigh of relief, myself included.

ABOUT FUCKIN TIME

Aka all the B’s fans that bought smith and Krug shirts breathe a collective sigh of relief, myself included.

southparkdigital:

Wanna watch the new episode of South Park on your phone or tablet?
 Just go to SouthPark.cc.com and you can watch it for FREE right there. No app needed!

Hilarious start to the season

southparkdigital:

Wanna watch the new episode of South Park on your phone or tablet?

Just go to SouthPark.cc.com and you can watch it for FREE right there. No app needed!

Hilarious start to the season

zenonzequel:

ALRIIIIIIGHT

#wcw my beautiful girlfriend! =p

#wcw my beautiful girlfriend! =p

inkhad-dried:

"I was always there, you just never knew where".

someone-somewheree:

gen-tan:

xeduo:

welcome-foolishmortals:

This is going on my tumblr again.

every october

and some of the months in-between

I get it…

when the one ghost turns his head AWW HAHABAHABH<3

  • Me: ah, yes. Home alone. I can do whatever I want!
  • Me: *turns TV up a couple notches*
  • Me: *watches YouTube videos without headphones*
  • Me: shit getting crazy up in here
nhlbruins:

#NHLBruins jerseys &amp; equipment await the players for the Black &amp; Gold Scrimmage in Providence tonight at the Dunkin Donuts Center. Puck drops at 5 ET! Follow updates on Twitter @NHLBruins &amp; check ou

nhlbruins:

#NHLBruins jerseys & equipment await the players for the Black & Gold Scrimmage in Providence tonight at the Dunkin Donuts Center. Puck drops at 5 ET! Follow updates on Twitter @NHLBruins & check ou

fillingvoid:

winterhascome:

lauramcquarrie:

transparent ghost sticky notes help you make notes without defacing a book

GHOST-IT NOTES.

I HAVE THESE THEY’RE MY FAVORITE

postpokemonc0re:

The Lines | Beartooth [x]

postpokemonc0re:

The Lines | Beartooth [x]